The Ted factory

Teds were churned out
He told the facts to me
But they weren’t the whole story
Teds without mouths
Teds without toe 1-3
But how is this any different
Than originals
There’s only one Ted
With residuals
Ted grinning with shiny cheeks
Ted disappearing for weeks
But worming back in
And still smashing at backgammon
Ted so full of it
Till a crucial moment
When you wondered if there weren’t
Another Ted option