Bâtons de Grésillement

Place the Sizzle Sticks in
Your ears
And the images will become
More clear
The imagination of
A voyeur
The recalibration of your
Jittery system
Sit calmly as the Sizzle Sticks
Heat up
This process will make you more
Wittery
In social situations
Your perspiration will smell
Like a mango candle softly burning
Beneath each armpit
Never remove the Sizzle Sticks
If confronted by burning flesh/hair
Odor, disturbing imagery,
Ocular regeneration, or insistent outside contact
Once you’ve been aptly Sizzled, ears may
Protrude or stretch farther than usual but
Perceptual awareness will have trebled