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It was a mixture of jazz and exercise which impressed the first alien visitors.
On the shore of Lake Inova a gathering of exercisers wrapped with bands at head and wrist, equipped with limbs of sprightly circulation, high kicked and punched, flailed and jumped to smooth jazz and raucous new jazz. The crashings and permutations of the sounds, along with the rigorous and frenetic human forms alerted the watchful many-eyes of the alien horde. The first body worker fried by alien laser was Edmond hill of port worth, whose spasmodic death at first seemed innocuous to the other equally paroxysmal aerobicists. The second, third, and fourth, a. Reilly, ella rubacker and Tom thumbs(no relation) were quickly dispatched in a tragedy described as “dematerialization”. The remaining, having caught onto the threat, if not the nature, shot off to safety successfully with the legs whose muscles had been so attentively readied.